With the world coming to a rather anticlimactic end this Saturday at 6:00pm, I am feeling great time restraints. I think it is essential that all of us take the following steps in this precious remaining hours.
-Return all phone calls
-Catch up with a long lost friend or two without Tweeting or Google Chat
-If you have season finale episodes of favorite shows cued in TiVo, watch the finales before THE finale
-Yankee and Met fans, don’t worry about your teams long-run prospects, because they have no long run
-Try to find that missing sock you know you put in the wash as a pair
-Figure out some of the garbled lyrics of Crocodile Rock that we have never been able to figure out no matter how hard we have tried
-Call O.J Simpson and say, “OK for the last time…Did you?”
-Go hug someone, hold a child’s hand, us the word “YES” all day and pick your favorite song to listen too before the fireworks start and the Earth implodes.
Now, just take note here that the fundamentalists who “know” their scripture failed to remind us what Jesus said in Matthew 24:36: Hike! Said God’s Son; “But of that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of Heaven or Son, only the Father”.
So, that being said, I’m keeping a pint of ice cream in the fridge (chocolate chocolate chip) and the season finale of The Big Bang on TiVo just in case I get bored after about 6:15pm waiting for the planet to draw me into the abyss.
Now, do I drop shirts at the dry cleaners for Monday pick up?…